Lul, thumbnail made me think this was a Milana Vayntrub social media post about a great day at the hair stylists.
Entirely besides the point, but the shirt hair makes her head look very square. So I think she was better off with the long hair.
I have the kind of super long and thick hair that gets attention. Most of the compliments I like. I did after all use a lot of effort and time growing and taking care of it.
Once, at work, I got approached by a guy with a fetish for long, reddish hair. He proceeded to tell me how great of a boyfriend he’d be, how he’d wash and brush and take such good care of my hair. I was disgusted. And that disgust got associated with my hair. It took a couple of days for that disgust to fade and during it I did not like my hair.
If that kind of shit happened often I’d totally see myself cutting the hair off.
Anybody (of any gender) that perfomatively does something solely out of spite is toddler core.
“My girlfriend told me she doesn’t like mullets so I got a mullet lol”
“My dad says I’m not allowed a tattoo so now I want one even more!”
Toddler core.
Yes punks are toddlers, anyone going against the status quo - toddlers, all acts of rebellion- toddler vibes. Being radical- toddler.
I think it’s better to just say toddlers are punks. They just don’t give a shit about authority. Toddlers are soooo punk rock. I asked my 3yo if he knew where he was, he said “I’m in the jungle, baby!”. Yeah. Like that.
I knew an awful lot of punks, that performatively didn’t shower, that performatively vandalized stuff, and so on. One of them even performatively became a nazi, then stayed that way.
Yes, even punks can be toddlercore, and the better ones call out that shit.
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Troy: “Lemme ask you something. People been clowning me about this jacket since I got here. But, if I take it off to make them happy, that just makes me weak, right?”
Jeff: “Listen, it doesn’t matter. You lose the jacket to please them, you keep it to piss them off. Either way, it’s for them. That’s what’s weak.”
Troy: “Whoa. You just wrinkled my brain, man.”
Yall this is pretty fucking weird…
It’s an incel meme. It’s super weird.
makes a lot of sense actually. if its actually an incelmeme, its probably supposed to generate the exact kind of comments we are seeing here right now
Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
uptown girl
She’s been living in her uptown world.
I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
Bet her mama never told her why
I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white-bred world
That spelling really changes the vibe
And yet it probably actually doesn’t.
Oh Jesus God
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
I’d choose the uptown bear
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
Only if you’re a downtown man.
That’s who I am!
Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.
So what happens if a creep says he loves her short hair? Shaved bald? Then what happens if a creep says he loves her bald head?
Yeah, that’s what the commenter did but with extra steps.
Wigs. Bald heads are perfect for wigs.
Shaved bald?
A friend of mine was so angry at men after her breakup that she decided to shave her head. She thought that would make her unattractive. It had the exact opposite effect, because she ran with an alternative, artsy crowd.
The moral of that story is…know your audience. I’m sure if instead she had started dressing conservatively and quoting Bible verses, it would’ve worked.
Then she’ll have to grow it all back. It’ll take time, but sometimes getting the perfect spite just takes time.
People believe this shit?
I can’t find the reference but the picture is from a stylists’ website.
It’s just ragebait.
I fucking hate ragebait. It makes me rage just thinking about it.
Lol
You don’t understand. A simple compliment about something that obviously takes a lot of work is TRAUMATIZING! Tune in tomorrow when she tries to get her revenge via HR and they politely tell her to seek employment elsewhere because they don’t want none of her kind of crazy, and she follows up with a post about being unfairly cancelled.
I’m pretty sure the girl in the picture had nothing to do with with the batshit stupid captions. As I understand it, the pic was taken from a stylists’s page.
Do you think that somebody would actually do that? Get on the Internet and tell lies?
You made me spit out my cat burger.
Oh I am too. I thought the ridiculousness of the whole thing made it obvious I’m joking.
Oh I got it. Was just adding on.
GD it, ya got me o7
What is the point of making up contentious stories? Just say you got a haircut. I guess getting people to comment is the point, which evidently works. I hate this version of the internet.
Fake, it’s not her writing it.
I did suspect that possibility. My statement stands though. I hate this version of the internet where doing this sort of stuff is common and popular.
“I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut”
Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline… Nobody “just does stuff” anymore. All of life’s banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?
Ah yes, the absolute violator move of telling someone they have nice hair. I hope she survives such a harrowing assault.
Followed by a “menacing commentary on the weather”
The fact that this is perceived as a joke, maybe.
This is funny?
I forgot how to link subs again so pretend this works and that the sub exists on Lemmy !c/fuckxavier@remi.therat
For links you can just drop the c/ and it should work !fuckxavier@remi.therat
Although if you’re just using it as a joke hashtag you prob don’t need the domain at all and just the c/fuckxavier makes the point for you
fuck xavier
Fuck?
How can xavier now cut his fuck off?
(Speaking technically)What was the lore about this again? I know there was papalu before, but did people think the account got hijacked or what?
No, someone just started pasting Xavier over Pakalu Papito’s tweets.
Oh wow, weird how successful it’s been. I never see the real name anymore
If I know something from reddit, it is fuck Xavier and appreciate pakalu papito
Fuck Xavier. Long live Pakalu Papito.
I love that new hairstyle for her! I don’t think everyone can pull it off, but it looks great.
I think she could pull off a different style of short but I disagree it’s a good look at least compared to her long hair. Sucks someone grossed her out so much she felt the need to cut it.
Agreed on the last part.
Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.
Short hair is not her friend
Either is cute
Nah, it’s cute on her
