Proposal for a new law executive order, backed by “fuck you, official action”:

First order of business for the House must be to pass the budget. Not a continuing resolution, or a 3-6 month kick the can thing. Pass the fucking budget. Representatives are locked in the House, and the House Sergeant at Arms posts armed guards to prevent anyone from exiting until the budget is passed. All exit is denied. No exceptions. No, not even medical. Bring paramedics, or even doctors and any equipment they may require in, but they can’t leave either. Order Uber Eats… but they can’t leave either. Bring your friends or family, they can’t leave either. Until you do your fucking job. It’s a one-fucking-way door until you pass the fucking budget.

This constant fucking grabassery and crisis manufacture is absolutely asinine and categorically fucking stupid.

Well yeah, but Qin Gang was the face of it, and was made to take the blame for it, because Dear Leader Winnie the Pooh Xi is not allowed to look like a fool, as a matter of CCP policy.

Me too, and that was just from my friend group sending despairing texts to each other because half of them were watching it. I couldn’t bring myself to watch it myself because I was afraid of how Biden would do, and my concerns were fully justified.

So glad the DNC was able to pull out of that tailspin.

You’re misrepresenting the context.

Republicans are jurisdiction-shopping to find the most regressive and conservative judges they can find, and filing the cases there.

If I ever happen to be at dinner and someone is yammering on, and then says “please clap”, I’m standing up and loudly saying

no

You can literally build a whole new game using the BG3 game engine if you were so inclined

Yep, same. I knew precisely how the Biden/Trump debate was going to pan out - actually, it went worse than I thought it would, if I’m completely honest.

Seeing someone who is actually at/near the peak of their political game and mental aptitude just clinically disassemble the narcissistic psychopathic fascist is going to warm my heart tomorrow evening, because fascists should be given no quarter under any circumstances.

That’s usually my strategy, but this is the first debate in a long time that I think will be something other than a slow-motion car crash on both sides of the stage.

This time, it’s going to be a sprint race between a competently-assembled car and a dumpster full of used fry oil that someone lit on fire. I’m anticipating that it’s going to have a TON of absurdly hilarious and memeable moments.

Honestly this is going to be the first bit of content including trump that I’m going to willingly watch for entertainment in YEARS. I anticipate Harris absolutely taking him apart.

And that’s why we don’t act on our intrusive thoughts

“Amateur numbers. All my friends routinely get 97-98%.”

I mean, the CCP is notoriously tight-lipped about this shit. He probably got sacked because the “wolf warrior” policy incited all of their regional neighbors to basically come together and say “fuck you, China, stop it”, and moreover has spurred the US to begin designing and implementing some very interesting and highly flexible pieces of military hardware.

So in the context of promoting the CCP’s interests in the region and improving their ability to achieve said interests, the dude absolutely, categorically failed. All he did at the end of the day was wake up the neighbors.

Stunning and brave!

Personally, I agree that it’s an eyesore on the tower, but I don’t expect this effort to succeed.

Republicans:

breaks government

look at how broken our government is!

Sounds a hell of a lot like Thad is, in the absolute best case, intentionally ignoring the paradox of tolerance. And I’m fairly confident this is not the absolute best case.

Oh my god stop. Can you focus for one fucking second that the point of the upcoming election is to not let the fascists win?

Your comment was absolute waste of time

Skill issue

And Trump is… better…?

She’s an absolute dipshit, but I’d swap her out for all the Trump idiocy in a heartbeat, simply because of the potential for harm and massive amounts of stochastic terrorism that Trump inherently poses.