Ignotum

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving

I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper

rough

A pile of money on fire

And then Apple refusing to repair it due to “water damage”

“In the year 2147, technology has given humans abilities beyond the natural senses, it has given them… eyes.”

No but humans typically do

Your browser just receives a single video file, there’s no way to tell where in that video there’s an ad, if there even is one

You can’t remove nor replace it if you don’t know what to remove or replace

I’d choose the uptown bear

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever

I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack

Of course it’s bad taste, you’re supposed to inject it not eat it!

Notepad running through wine

It’s the journey, not the destination, that matters

Tuning

Now laugh

I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun

But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!