spongebue@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoI borrowed a bunch of tables from friends for a garage sale last weekend, and gave them back yesterday.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI borrowed a bunch of tables from friends for a garage sale last weekend, and gave them back yesterday.plus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
QuarterSwede@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoWhat do you call a psychic little person who breaks out of prison?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a psychic little person who breaks out of prison?plus-squareQuarterSwede@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoI think it goes without saying message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI think it goes without saying ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agoWhat did the lettuce say to the celery?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat did the lettuce say to the celery?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish · 6 months agoOn my way to work this morning a tractor nearly crashed into me. The driver was shouting about the end of the world being nigh...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareOn my way to work this morning a tractor nearly crashed into me. The driver was shouting about the end of the world being nigh...plus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agoWhy does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agoWhat do you give a sick lemon?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you give a sick lemon?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoWhy is money called dough?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy is money called dough?plus-squarePopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months agoI stopped telling "Yo Mama" jokes because they were déclassé.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI stopped telling "Yo Mama" jokes because they were déclassé.plus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
perishthethought@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months agoWhy do seagulls fly over the sea?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do seagulls fly over the sea?plus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agoWhere do saplings go to learn?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhere do saplings go to learn?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agoWhat do you call a belt made of wristwatches?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a belt made of wristwatches?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
xploit@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoThought of this community when we revisited the park (hope it gets attached this time and not potato quality)lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThought of this community when we revisited the park (hope it gets attached this time and not potato quality)lemmy.worldxploit@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
⚛️ Ｃｏｌｏｒ 🎨@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months agoWhy do neutron stars perform so poorly in school?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do neutron stars perform so poorly in school?plus-square⚛️ Ｃｏｌｏｒ 🎨@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoThat French chef freaks me out...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThat French chef freaks me out...plus-squareTheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agoWhat do you call bears without ears?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call bears without ears?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
5parky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoLast week I thought I was a sea snake.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLast week I thought I was a sea snake.plus-square5parky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
⚛️ Ｃｏｌｏｒ 🎨@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months agoWhy do electrons dislike each other?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do electrons dislike each other?plus-square⚛️ Ｃｏｌｏｒ 🎨@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
loobkoob@kbin.social · 6 months agoDid you know that before the release of the film Alien (1979) starring Sigourney Weaver...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know that before the release of the film Alien (1979) starring Sigourney Weaver...plus-squareloobkoob@kbin.social · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoDid you know a characteristic of killer whales is that they work together?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know a characteristic of killer whales is that they work together?plus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
