I read this as “de gato.” Thought you were being cheeky lol got a good laugh out of me.

It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴

Chomp

Sounds like he’s the acting landlord coming to check on his properties and tenants but more importantly he’s there to collect. 😸

LOL the strongman is grimacing as the nerd unknowingly stomps that his stomach/dick. You have a good eye. Please accept this award as a token of appreciation 🥇

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.

Really makes me want to play!

Gun Daddy*

Needs some Barry White.

Aww, he’s smiling at you. It looks like he wants a kiss…

Golden. 🤌

Nice nose holes

Perfect fit.

The cat is clearly on holiday.

Probably an Istanbul kitty.

Happy cake day bud

Salt and pepper the Impossible burger like you would a regular beef burger when cooking. It makes the flavor indistinguishable from a beef patty, imo.

Are Impossible hotdogs as good as the burgers? I eat meat but like alternatives also.

Cats of all sizes doing downward dog.