• return2ozma@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 months ago

    There’s only 106 days until election day. This is going to be the wildest and quickest campaign you’ve ever seen!

      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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        2 months ago

        Even 106 is still ages for other countries. France took what 2 weeks? I do think that’s a bit short to get all the skeletons out of people’s closets but the years long US cycles are exhausting. By the time we relax from one the next one starts up again.

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      2 months ago

      Well… in our lifetimes perhaps.

      There was a time that campaigns were shorter than this bullshit.

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      2 months ago

      “Vote for me!”

      “Why?”

      “QUICK!!! DEMOCRACY IS UNDER ATTACK!!!”

      “What??? OH SHIT!!! What do we do???”

      “VOTE FOR ME!!! QUICK!!!”

      “AAAAAHHHHH!!!”

      vote

      “Now what?”

      “We wait until the results are certified. And hope we’re not speaking russian in a year.”