• DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    63·
    11 months ago

    |>be me, 4 chinner

    |>can’t use Linux but wanna Seem cool

    |>make fake and gay shit post about driver not |Working to justify using Windows

    |>jerking it in the The shower while crying l8ter that day day

    |>KEK lul

    |>normies Suck don’t they?

      • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        4·
        11 months ago
        average Windows 11 user

        |>be me, have no friends Boot up my terrible Windows 11 (KEK lul)

        |>decide to join federated social media instead oft 4chan because 4chan keeps calling me a snowflake

        |>See Chad with too many bitches and great takes

        |>jealous.jpg

        |>idea.exe

        |>decide to insult him in hopes of getting topped and bullied because im into it

        |>Chad Sees through me and still obliges

        |>orgasm and thank Chad mentally

        • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          2·
          11 months ago

          You’ve been training this skill of writing greentexts, it’s very impressive.

          Disclaimer: this is not a compliment

          • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            2·
            11 months ago
            just you

            |>be me (KEK lol),Engage with what is clearly a chad troll to geht my rocks of

            |>get trolled because im absolutely incomparably unintelligent (kekek Windows 11)

            |>get mad for getting called out (even though it actually turns me in because im a masochist)

            |>take bait(lads and gentlewomen we got em kekekekekek)

            |>mfw

            |>take the copium anon the Internet isn’t for smegma simp normies like you

            Just looked at your comment history and its just sad =(

            • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
              1·
              11 months ago

              Just looked at your comment history and its just sad =(

              Wish I could say the same, but it was completely unreadable with all the spelling mistakes =(

              • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                1·
                11 months ago

                Beta grammar republican christonationalist:

                “Weh i can’t read words weh don’t Bully me ill cum :3”

                Vs. Chad different Langusten auto correct user:

                “They are real words you know not everyone uses burger units and Cafés about Sperling <(^^,)>”