• DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    4·
    11 months ago
    average Windows 11 user

    |>be me, have no friends Boot up my terrible Windows 11 (KEK lul)

    |>decide to join federated social media instead oft 4chan because 4chan keeps calling me a snowflake

    |>See Chad with too many bitches and great takes

    |>jealous.jpg

    |>idea.exe

    |>decide to insult him in hopes of getting topped and bullied because im into it

    |>Chad Sees through me and still obliges

    |>orgasm and thank Chad mentally

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      2·
      11 months ago

      You’ve been training this skill of writing greentexts, it’s very impressive.

      Disclaimer: this is not a compliment

      • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        2·
        11 months ago
        just you

        |>be me (KEK lol),Engage with what is clearly a chad troll to geht my rocks of

        |>get trolled because im absolutely incomparably unintelligent (kekek Windows 11)

        |>get mad for getting called out (even though it actually turns me in because im a masochist)

        |>take bait(lads and gentlewomen we got em kekekekekek)

        |>mfw

        |>take the copium anon the Internet isn’t for smegma simp normies like you

        Just looked at your comment history and its just sad =(

        • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          1·
          11 months ago

          Just looked at your comment history and its just sad =(

          Wish I could say the same, but it was completely unreadable with all the spelling mistakes =(

          • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            1·
            11 months ago

            Beta grammar republican christonationalist:

            “Weh i can’t read words weh don’t Bully me ill cum :3”

            Vs. Chad different Langusten auto correct user:

            “They are real words you know not everyone uses burger units and Cafés about Sperling <(^^,)>”