Yeah, I kind of …shot myself in the foot with that one.

When the fungus kicks in.

It’s a long boring story, but it ends with Auto>Otto.

Am I going to have to start an OF?

I don’t think you could spoil this cat any more than he already is.

Jerk face, Jerkface.

Mine does that. One day he’s going to get me on the stairs.

It’s owned by meta/facebook

Good luck, we’re all counting on you.

An iPhone user will still break it.

Fizzgig

The second sentence of the last paragraph. That’s what turns me off of switching. I have absolutely no clue what any of that means. Not all of us are tech savvy and Linux seems to be aimed at those who are. The jargon alone is enough to be maddening to the average person.

People have savings? Sounds like the 90s.