Summary
Police in Berwyn, Illinois, responded to an altercation involving white nationalist Nick Fuentes and Marla Rose, a woman who reportedly confronted him at his home after his address was doxxed.
Rose claims Fuentes sprayed her with a liquid, took her phone, and pushed her. She posted and later deleted a video of the incident and has since faced online harassment, including “swatting.”
Both Rose and Fuentes are currently refusing to cooperate with police, leaving the investigation stalled.
Fuentes and far-right commentators defended his actions, citing self-defense.
“Your house, my choice.” while everyone takes turns taking a hot steamy dump on his doorstep?
This is it. But put the turd in a bag, with “your house, my choice” written all over it, so that even a scrap can be read, and launch it.
Don’t tarry, conceal identifying features, and if he starts getting guarded, wait until that passes, or organize a flash mob via an anonymized medium to increase impact and reduce casualties.
[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Fuentes’ porch]
fluxion: Oh my God, Old Man Fuentes hates shit.
bastion: Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Fuentes: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Charlie, it’s one of those flaming bags again.
Charlie: Don’t put it out with your boots, Nick.
Old Man Fuentes: Don’t tell me my business, Devil Man. Call the fire department, this one’s outta control.
[Old Man Fuentes steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Fuentes: Eck, poop again.
fluxion: He called the shit “poop”.
[fluxion, ShaggySnacks, and bastion laugh hysterically]
bastion: This is the best night of my life.
[They continue laughing]
Old Man Fuentes: I’ll get you damn kids for this. You’re all gonna die.
I’m here for it!