Are You Smarter Than Fifth Grader: The Presidental Election Edition.

It has to be hosted by Muppets. Why? The Presidential election is now a game show. Might as well lean into the absurdity of it.

Blasted into the depths of space, works for me.

I love ready some good alt image text.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

You could say Trump’s arguments moved Bezos into a bigger house.

They would give some sort of motivational speech about how back in the day; they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and screwed the lightbulb in themself.

Meanwhile completely omitting the fact that they were born into generational wealth.

I say send all the billionaires on a one way trip to Mars. All these billionaires think that civilization needs them, well go build a new civilization. We’ll all sit back and watch them fuck up.

Yeah except the concentration camps come with free room and board.*

*Charges for the room and board will be deducted from your earnings as a slave.

That supporter was secretly working for the Deep State.

Can’t wait to hear how this gets sane washed.

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

Lidia Thorpe is not wrong when Briitish colonialism fucked the world. The British should be held accountable for that. However, this arguement can be made to absolve the Australian government of their fuckery with indigenous people.

Sure, Australia didn’t become federate until the early 1900s. However, I would imagine sometime prior to that Australia was acting more or less as an independent country.

As I said before. I imagine my friends would be real helpful in signing up.

Further, Bill Clinton was the President while Monica Lewinsky was an intern. There was a major power imbalance between then two.

HOA President “Look, your presence is against the HOA By-laws. We’re going to have to fine you.”

Nah, we gotta nuke the hurricanes.

Or we could increase our yearly billionaire sacrifice to the ocean god.

Fuck you, I am going to do what I want.

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Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.