Back in the day, I’ve: “shown off” to the GF (at the time) by bench pressing her; helped a good friend avoid an STD by tossing her over my shoulder and walking out of a house party while she cackled for me to spank her (past the party crowd that included her older sister and new brother-in-law); held a partner up against the wall during Discovery Channel funtimes, etc.

I can say with utmost certainty: that look on her face means she’s about to be picking pieces of his face out of her nails. 🫣