This is why Starfleet won’t ever let someone from WV command a ship. We’d be hiding in an ice ring or something and Romulans would just have to start the chorus to Country Roads. We’re genetically programmed to belt out the rest of it on all hailing frequencies.
Take me home to the place I belong…
Found the Romulan. Lock target and fire when ready.
You fell into my false flag trap. I’m from Section 31, and you believed what we wanted you to believe. But S31 is also a fan of Mr. Garak, so everything is true, especially the lies, so…
As is tradition.
Roger rabbit…shave and a hair cut…TWO BITS!
If this was canon they’d play Beastie Boys
This one also works:
Also: What is love?
So good! So good! So good!
AH’VE BEEN INCLIIINED
Cracklin’ Rose, you’re a store bought woman…
PLAY IT NOW, PLAAAAY IT NOW
Ya make me smile.
This is what I expect from ten forward
Anyway, its been a long road
Gettin’ from there to here
