Admiral Patrick

I’m surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.

Ask me anything.

I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks

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  • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgtomemes@lemmy.worldA work of art
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    3 days ago

    I think some of your formatting / image embed may have gotten lost in translation between Kbin and Lemmy. Looking at your comments on your home instance, there are images. Here, they’re just the (1/3) counter text. I’m guessing that would explain the downvotes.

    For reference, the Lemmy format for embed images is ![Alt text](image url)




  • I’d usually start with my suite of cleanup tools, do some manual cleanup if needed, apply all the software and security updates, and then give it a day with some light test usage. Then I’d re-run the tools to see if they picked anything back up. If not, I released it back to the customer. If anything at all came back, I’d backup their data, pull all the product keys I could (Office, Photoshop, etc), nuke the OS, and reinstall what I could as close to the original as possible.



  • Can confirm 100%.

    During Vista’s heyday, I worked in a PC repair shop. All the ones that came in because “Vista sucks” were all Walmart specials with the bare minimum 512 MB RAM and crappy, bottom-of-the-barrel Seagate HDDs.

    The thing would start thrashing as soon it booted with the default assortment of bloatware. By the time they brought it in, the HDD was in rough shape which made the thrashing even worse.

    Fix was always to upgrade the RAM and, most often, replace the dying Seagate drive with a good one. Removing the bloatware helped as well once the root problems were addressed.

    The UAC stuff was also annoying, but those could be tuned.






  • Found it in “Unsaved Document 4.txt” LOL

    MERCER: I have to pee. Bortus, you have the conn.
    
    BORTUS: Aye, sir.
    
    MALLOY: Why not just use the teleporter?
    
    GRAYSON: You pee in the teleporter booth? That's disgusting!
    
    MALLOY: What?! No! Of course not. Watch.
    
    [The bridge crew watch as Mallloy presses buttons on his console to initiate a site-to-site teleport. He then switches the main screen to display a view off the starboard bow where an amber blob of liquid materializes and begins to boil and freeze into an icy nebula]
    
    MALLOY: Ahhhhh.
    
    MERCER: Did you just...? Gordon, you're relieved.
    
    MALLOY: You bet I am!
    
    MERCER: No, I mean get out.
    
    GRAYSON: Wait a minute. I remember right after we got the teleporters installed, we spent two months in orbit around Galavar VI. During that time their moon mysteriously and miraculously developed a ring system. That was you?
    
    LAMARR: Yeah, I, uh, might have helped with that.
    
    ALARA: Me too.
    
    MALLOY: Yeah, and even Issac got in on it.
    
    ISSAC: That is impossible as I am an artificial lifeform and do not produce urine. However, I do require periodic coolant flushes which could be considered crudely analogous.
    
    MALLOY: And do you have any record of coolant flushes during that time?
    
    ISSAC: [BEAT] I do not. To use your parlance: You. Bastard.
    
    BORTUS: Is that why my Ja'loja is late this year? Dr. Finn was unable to determine...[INTERRUPTED BY MERCER]
    
    MERCER: [PICARD FACEPALM] Oh my God. [BEAT] You know what? It's fine. Gordon, you're fine. Return to your station and set a course for Galavar VI. We've got to go tell them their holy miracle ring is just a bunch of piss. It's fine.
    
    GRAYSON: Ed?
    
    MERCER: You know what they say: there's a good story and a bunch of idiots behind every warning label.