You thought you were in control?

How very black-mirror of them…

Must… resist… nerdy… correction… (empath vs telepath)

Because sometimes I would rather things be slow than blurry, and my workstation monitor is >1080p.

We really need to get past the 1080p barrier. AFAICS there is one economical KVM solution for that, and several costly enterprise kits. Surely the actual hardware cost/difference per-unit would be quite small now?

It looks like the top of a barcode scanner, or 3/4 of a spaceship.

Just download the podcast from the source. Ads are injected by 3rd parties.

8BitDo what nintendon’t

A series of coffee tubes!

Sorry if you took that as a literal accusation, it was meant to be some light-hearted McCarthyism satire cast upon this whole sad state of affairs.

100% of wordpress™ users in recent poll agree that…

Are you now, or have you ever been… a WP Engine customer?

Either way, it seems like yeeting is the future of delivery. :)

There’s a good idea and some real potential here, but it didn’t quite land for me.

Steamintosh

…and we all know what that advantage can do! (Covertly looks in IE’s direction)

Brain updates? Now with integrated thought-crime prevention using AI-safety training data.

Black highliter.

Why has nobody mentioned package managers? I can’t be the only one who cares about that…

They show a phone on life support, so maybe they dumped it from RAM?