If any of us did something like this we’d get years.

I put my cloud in containers

Typing “kill -9” into a terminal is the equivalent to breaking out the acetylene torch when a nut won’t budge

This is the weirdest cyberpunk future.

On one hand, we have surgeons performing surgery with literal augmented reality,

On the other hand, if you’re poor you’ll never have an iota of a chance of seeing that doctor.

I heard they cause 5G

The absolutely terrifying thing is that we have no real idea what the health effects will be. Hope it’s not cancer!

Plastic is going to be the next leaded gasoline

My tinfoil hat can run linux

Stahp pls

I have this theory that people who become obscenely rich stop growing up the moment they get that money. Donnie never stood a chance

I’ve asked for help finding API endpoints that do what I want because I’m feeling too lazy to pour over docs and it’ll just invent endpoints that don’t exist

git grounded

Their onions are often rotten inside despite the outside looking fine. There’s a local Korean market near stocks local produce as well and it’s always way better. Kroger has reached the “line must go up” enshittification point, it seems.

He’s rich, his justice system is not the same as ours

Artists telling the RNC to stop fucking playing their songs is always very fun

Also lmao they put a video of her singing on the giant screen too… that seems a step further than the normal just playing their songs without permission

Squirm, you giant bag of rats!

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Why would I need to sanitize my inputs, data can’t carry germs that’s ridiculous

He’s been on so many it’s hard to keep track of, apparently.

“Did she do it because she’s not black? More from our thinly veiled racist guest at 8.”