There was an attempted mutiny in my living room!

Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

New VP pick right here!

She gon’ be fuzzy. And a little bit nuts. Enjoy. Also smooch her head for me.

Smooch her head for me 😭

Last I checked, and even the time before that, lol

Smooch him for me?

Look, I don’t have a dick, but fuck, man, 2 a day is 2 too many.

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

I’m making do with pear launcher. Only thing I’m sad about off the top of my head is you can’t change the padding on widgets to fit whole screen.

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol

I read this too fast and thought it said rapper. I was about to be like, “I WANT THE NEXT HIT SINGLE GIMMEEEEEE”

It was standard for professional correspondence where I work, but then they took out the ruler function. Why they think mouse-drawn highlighting of text looks good, I’ll never know. I asked for lightshot.

You must smooch this kitty for me. Right between the ears, please.

I am CRYING 🤣☠️

It’s the first thing I do when I’m breaking in a new android device: aggressively force-training it to accept all my usual expletives.

I’ve heard good things but haven’t looked into it yet. Thing is, I got so good at vba that I got a promotion out of it lmao. As archaic as it is, my work is essentially hardcoded in windows for the foreseeable future, so I have to be able to dick around in msoffice.

It’s my only hangup. I vba on the regular. Work forced win11 on me, but at home, once i can be assed, I’ll vm windows eventually and migrate completely, and scheme alternative languages for my spreadsheet wizardry lmao

Well I suppose that reminds me, I ought to comment the why and the where a bit more lol