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Of course not. Rich people are fucking weasels. How do you think they get rich? They weasel the system. They weasel the profits of other people’s productivity. They leave death and chaos in their wake. They lie, cheat, steal and rewrite the rules to suit them.

Isn’t there still one in California or’d they turn it into spiderman or something?

They also touch when you just shut the hell up.

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The only attention this should be getting is inquiry into whether sanctions were violated to make it happen.

Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.

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They’re not a political party. There’s no actionable platform, no leadership, no direction. It’s not possible to band together around things that they’re against and still get things done. Cry all day about it, but any adult knows you can’t turn back the clock.

To lead you have to have a way forward. Republicans haven’t been able to figure this out for decades because they aren’t a cohesive group. They’re a backwards coalition of bastards and need to be divided into their corners under dunce caps until they can coalesce into separate parties under actionable terms.

You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.

Top 10 hottest so far. We’ve just opened up the DLC levels. Spicy times ahead!

Hoarding wealth in greater quantities than you could ever use in order to have power over others desperate to just survive is abusive to start with. They’re probably exposed to other people with all variants of abusive tendencies and trained to believe they are better than and deserving of the suffering of others. Being raised in that environment will definitely encourage a much higher proportion of other abusive behaviors.

We’re on the vertical part of the graph now. CO2 concentrations for the last 800k years. We’re fully 25% over the maximum free CO2 over that period. Investments in extraction are still accelerating. Atmospheric methane, while shorter lived, is at the highest we’ve ever seen.

Climate averages are based on 30 year moving averages, generally. But there’s every reason to believe we’re into the hockey stick now. You can’t simply put away atmospheric carbon that took geologic processes millions of years to sequester and we’re not even slowing down. Even while regenerable sources take up a larger proportion of power generation, we’re not drawing down the bad sources. We’re just increasing our capacity for power consumption.

The C-level staff are just going to use this to justify bonuses in the face of poor quality and faltering sales. They never pass up a scape goat. Bastards.

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Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

He’s got no assets to seize (already seized the western assets he could) and his diplomats are a fucking liability snapping photos of our lawmakers with hookers and drugs.

His threats sound more like favors. It’s like he’s asking countries to take Russian assets and offering free blowies along with.

He’s an insurrectionist and he stinks like shit. Most important part is to remember how bad he smells though because this shit he’s saying now is clearly just to distract from the shit in his pants.

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Capitalism must feed. And, if we don’t give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?