One of my cats is frequently one hour early. Sometimes six.

The other cat.

I am more fortunate with my desk

My cat absolutely doesn’t care about my emotional states but I love him no matter what.

I had a “cat” cat too, but nothing to say in my defense. And I named the cat who came in my yard but wasn’t mine “big nose” because he had a big nose.

A lot of people asks if my cat is a maine coon, because big and fluffy –but he doesn’t have other features. I always answers that he’s a bastard (meaning mixed origins).