I’m currently playing Skyrim again. It’s still fun as hell if you don’t expect any depth. Disregard the main quest, hike around the countryside with a 2-handed warhammer, pick all perks that increase damage, and bash most enemies’ heads in with a single blow, watch the finishing move animation, then loot their corpses.

Listen to Sabaton in the background.

or rather “President”

Watch any of his recent speeches for five minutes.

I just went on YouTube, searched for “Trump speech”, clicked on the first result from a day ago, picked a random spot in the middle of the vid and watched for 5 minutes (so you don’t have to).

Tivo is the greatest invention ever
100% of the job gains in recent years went to migrants (Crowd booing)
Look at all of that fake news…THAT’S A LOT! THAT’S A LOT!
The illegal immigrants come from all over the world, and the crime rate in all those countries is way down. Cause they’re giving us their criminals.
I’m leading the Democrats with Hispanics.
I faced Hispanics many times. They’re brutal.
The African Americans are being decimated by the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants that are pouring through the open borders of Stupid Kamala.
If they announced those numbers before the election, you won’t have one African American voting for Kamala.
“Hardworking wonderful black people”
I own the most beautiful beaches with salt water.

Also, he looks like he’s sick and tired of all this shit, slurring, with the body language and facial expression of someone having a stroke.

He lost his shit, but he can still win this shit, and turn it all to shit.
Go take a shit … and then go vote!

Pennsylvania law requires someone to be a resident of the state to vote.
Federal law allows American citizens to vote in federal elections in the last place in the US they lived if they are living overseas.

How the fuck can there be conflicting laws on the state and federal level regarding your right to vote???
Isn’t this something that should have been resolved in the past 200 years or so?

If he was, Ukraine would be North Korean by now.

Call your bank and ask them how to access your account without an Apple or Android phone.
Claim you need it for accessibility reasons.
Forcing you to use the product of one out of 2 tech corporations just to survive (for which you need a bank account) is ridiculous.

I can’t think of many things that would enrage me more than Trumpist relatives donsplaining to me how my home town they’ve never visited is a shithole.

racing babies

The problems start when it breaks through the safe barrier.

Their home addresses don’t need to be public knowledge.

But where do you stop? the structural integrity of the ground? What about that of muscle fiber? You are super strong but when you try to lift something, your biceps just explodes.

Nothing, at all.
Some things you can’t do easily in Mint, like create snapshots automatically and boot into them when something breaks.
But it’s all Linux and freely available software under the hood, and the lines between configuration, customization and forking your distro are blurry.

If you make a superhero realistic, they’ll be just some guy.

It starts going downhill when a xeno-biologist takes off the helmet and gets touchy with an alien lifeform out of curiosity.

You can hold her lance and sheathe her sword.

Give it to your squire.

Deus Vult!

So what you’re saying is, Prometheus was realistic?

Sounds like Kinoite with extra steps.