Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter

It’s funny that it doesn’t have a headphone jack but it clearly has a little notch in the center where those usually go

Naw, no hate. iPods are fuckin rad. Younger generations should definitely get to enjoy older tech. But the author’s observations weren’t really anything I needed to invest my time in reading. I know old iTunes had a visualizer. I don’t know why I read the whole thing anyways

Why did I just read an article about using an iPod that was clearly written by someone born in the early-mid 2000s? I know the original ipod was fun. I was there, gandalf

Revenge bedtime procrastination. It rules my life now

Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

Who says those itty bitty hands aren’t a gift from god? /s