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The idea of “standing” has never really sat right with me.

“Sure, the law seems pretty unconstitutional, but until it actually hurts someone, why should we fix it?”

Maybe because you have the power to fix a bad thing.

Did you put your name in the goblet of forgiveness?

Fork goes on the left; each has four letters.

Spoon and knife go on the right; each has five letters.

Gun goes… on top?

I can’t hear it any other way…

What a creative solution to a problem! Just like a silly goose!

Sorry, the best I can do…

This is an outrage!

Like a Safety coffin for Sarah O’Bannon.

“Objection! Prejudicial”

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Relevant xkcd?

I have yet to find a milk substitute that pours the same way, specifically over cereal, but even into a glass. Dairy milk holds itself together fairly well, but non-dairy milk tends to splatter all over the place.

It’s a minor inconvenience that in no way counters said downsides of dairy milk, but it’s a frequent reminder that it’s not the same.

… Goldar?

You can still get a USB-C dongle that supports charging and audio at the same time. It sucks that they make you do it, but I’m glad it’s still an option.

can’t even subtract from a timer (it can add, though!)

“Ok, Google, add -5 minutes to the timer”

It either explodes, or you start getting notifications in the past. Seems like a possible win, either way.

I can think of about four-twenty-ten-seven reasons not to learn French.

Is there a reason people aren’t just linking directly to the comic page? I’m sure the artist would appreciate it.

Left Shark has really pulled his life together!

Now paint splatters are coming for my job!?

Humanity truly is screwed.