This turned into a Bond-esque naming of Game Pass

Shitty company tries to justify its existence

AI seems to be tracking nicely.

Or so inept I’m utterly unconcerned, I can’t tell

They should have an ad campaign, good opportunity to sell some merch

If I don’t appear perfect, I’m not humaaaan!!!

Lol I agree with some of your points. The beauty of subjectivity is that you expressed an opinion, and that I can say with equal authority: Linkin Park is a great band and your opinion is incorrect

“Your subjective experience needs to be the same as my subjective experience” in more words lol

It totally does… But I kind of want it anyway

This is a Canadian mining company that discovered it by partially finding a researcher to investigate. After about 8 years, their researchers literally said “we’re forced to conclude that this was caused by the above.”

The mining company was not happy, the CAD government put a moratorium on mining for further research, and now the company is paying to have other research completed cuz they “dispute his findings” 😂 I’ll see if I can find the article

Edit: the article. https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/oxygen-ocean-study-conflict-1.7273929

Shelf-stable pastries just never stops being an alarming phrase

My solution for this is just to not spend money in game

Nobody: always ready

In a similar vein, I went with a Framework laptop. Expensive, but 100% modular and repairable, with an in-house secondhand marketplace. I have a gen 1, batch 2, and the thing is stunningly manufactured for a startup. Can’t say enough good things. Happy hunting!

You’re welcome!

It’s a play on the idiom to “cross your t’s and dot your i’s”, which means to make sure to check and double check your work for any errors/omissions/etc.

So kind of two jokes for the price of one: the play on the idiom, and that they didn’t do it because of the clit joke that made it into the final draft 🤣

Haha fair! In fairness, the time I spent around them was when we were in our early 20s so maybe not representative sample, just my experience

Oh I’ve met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word “damn”. Think pure thoughts!

This joke is underappreciated

Now I’m waiting for him to find his Rasputin

Ah, yes. The human-horse hybrid feet. Few things as inspired haha