I always thought Santa was a communist, what with the redistribution of wealth and all that red he wears. But nope, he was a fossil fuel venture capitalist through and through.

Elf on the shelf, meet owl on the bough.

Capitalism doesn’t believe in Robin Hood. Robbin’ hoods on the other hand…

Why not both? Who doesn’t love a complete slut.

Never played it, just the SNES one. I liked it and am curious so maybe I’ll check it out on emulation or something.

Retail can be draining but you can also meet some really nice people as well. My experience was fairly innocuous and I wouldn’t mind doing it again.

She’s a testament that not all Karen’s are bad.