❌ demons
✔️ the antichrist

We need to launch a new fricking crusade against these antichrist worshippers

How is this one country be bombing other countries with impunity, without international outrage or sanctions? What is the textbook definition of a declaration of war again?

Needs an unpaywalled link.

They would conduct an investigation onto themselves and find no wrongdoing.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

Actually, Germany used the US of A as the role model for many of their infamous policies, including the salute.

We need all the boomers in Capitol Senior Care Home to vacate first

People from their southern neighbor now has more cross border marriage options 😁

California’s name is made up. Literally a place from Spanish fiction novel.

I’m otterly shocked! 😧

Btw in the local language their name can also mean something like “warring” so that kinda tells you something.

Sexually transmitted democracy eww 🤢

We totally need cute critters as flight staff in every flight. A kittyo for good behaving passengers, and a leopard to eat the faces of unruly ones.

Fyrefest 2: Electric Boogaloo

I’m sad that a lot of people couldn’t perceive the mastodon in the room.

All according to keikaku.

[TL note: keikaku means plan]

DIY - Don’t Incriminate Yourself

I thought the staggered contacts engage with similarly staggered pins on the other side of the card?? 🤔

You know that meme where a guy in uniform was giving lessons to a few cobras? This is that uniform. He was a member of the Malaysian fire and rescue service.

He passed away a while back though, from, yup, cobra bites.

Literally doubling down lmao