*Blyat-jack.

Each and every one of those fuckers looks like they’re in a retail store about to demand to speak to someone’s manager.

It’s an Ethernet port. For some reason Apple decided <···> is the glyph to use for that.

Bob’s Burgers doesn’t really do MacFarlane-style “LOL we’re a cartoon” meta stuff.

I don’t know.

Just flush its cache regularly.

This was from a webcomic from around ten(?) years ago called “Pictures In Boxes.” It was at PicturesInBoxes.com but the site is gone, the Web Archive coverage is spotty, and I haven’t been able to track down the specific URL for this one.

Time for some traditional Moldovan epic victory music!

I’m pretty sure that’s the telephone number of a flat in Islington where I once went to a party…

Also, “dude” will still be “dude” in another 40 years while “bruh” will have faded from the lexicon and been replaced by a succession of a couple dozen other things.

If you watch Titanic in reverse it’s about a sad lady floating on a door who idly fishes a cute boy out of the ocean and brings him onto a big fancy steamship that has conveniently sprouted up over by an iceberg, where they have steamy no-strings vacation sex until they split up because they each find new boyfriends on the ship they’d rather go to Europe with.

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It feels intangibly relevant somehow that Alec Guinness was wearing a toupee when he played original Obi-Wan.

At Elon’s Tesla robots are secretly humans, and at Elon’s Twitter human users are secretly bots.

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AMD and Intel are well-matched competitors right now except for AMD having some money.

I want you to know this is the first comment on here which sparked my “I have to give this comment gold” itch left over from the old place. Nicely done!

Make room in that top box for about five dozen Discovery episodes, give or take.

Vacuuming is too out of character, you need to get under the sink and do some plumbing.

EDIT: Scratch that, I just remembered Luigi’s Mansion. Vacuuming is canon after all!

How many times the cost of a comparably-sized Trojan TV did that run you?