We promise you won’t be dealt with first, maybe second or third, but not first!

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They’ll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

No, the rats have to be poor. Rich rats would find a way to help him out.

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I’ll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

Ah yes, the CCM: “CEO Childcare Manager”

Because education is the devil’s work!

South Park did it for loud, obnoxious Harley riders, so why not RepubliQans?

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

Oh, so it’s the Klingon equivalent of civet coffee.

Why does Bernie only get to serve a weekend at the White House and not a full term?

Americans might, but fat Cornfed Americans wouldn’t dare be that unpatriotic.

I believe you mean 72" wide. Like a fat American would know what the fuck a meter is. lol

So you don’t like actually driving.

Sounds like someone just turned 65. Into the Soylent tanks you go!

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