Noooooooooooo!

This is the first time I actually got worked up about a celebrity death. :/ I know no one is immortal but damn yo, he was a pretty important part of the things I enjoyed.

After the use of violence and now minors, Im guessing this whole thing is going to keep getting worse.

Because they are probably regretting they did that and now don’t know what to do

LF GF, well hung

That doesn’t sound very consensual to me

What’s terrifying is that they already can write in Cyrillic

No, there has definitely been a drop in his coherence.

He used to be an idiot you could understand, now he’s just spewing words together than sound like partial thoughts

The way his rhetoric is somehow increasingly more tyrannical, he may be starting to panic while he loses support.

Since he still seems to ignore that Biden is POTUS and Harris is VPOTUS until Jan 20, what is he expecting his paramilitary to do?

This isn’t anything similar to Germany where the military was a separate head of state than the executive. He can’t just threaten the current elected government into handing over power “or there will be blood shed.”

The military doesn’t work like that. You might have idiot grunts that want to cause problems, but how many base quartermasters are just gonna go “sure have at it, everything must go?” How many of those quartermasters can unilaterally allow idiots to raid their armories? How many mechanic teams will be able to get Abrams up and running for magats in time for them to make it off base?

How many of these idiots don’t know the crazy ass security the white house itself has? And that’s just DC! On a larger scale? They dont have the ability or numbers to strongarm state governments even.

I’m also nearly certain they actually think progressives do not believe in self defense. They likely think most don’t own firearms, let alone other forms of self defense. They want this to be a bloody civil war, when at best this will be a terrorist group doing exactly what they’ve already been doing.

See that’s why I thought it was incoherent, he was actually interacting with it where instead us mortals have to make mechanics and rules and

God I don’t even want to overthink this, this is so beyond fun anymore.

It… Is?

Ooo this might be fun to bookmark

This really is the weirdest timeline.

First the bell riots don’t happen and now dick Cheney supports a progressive

What the ever loving fuck

Oh. Oh God. He… caught it, because he’s never been around people before

So… If I’m understanding that right, and I die on this planet of old age (not the giant planet wide tidal wave) given the current life expectancy of men, we’re looking at 40 years or about 350k hours. So 2,450,000 years would have passed on Earth.

Yeah sounds about right.

Do you mean the astronauts on the ocean planet? No. They are experiencing time correctly, they won’t die of old age until much later than earth.

Gravity does weird shit to time.

The mad lad did it lol

I was thinking more of a Dead Tom situation:

Ok, Arrowhead, I now want a backpack drone with this

Dear Kremlin,

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

It actually took longer than I anticipated. Each of the smaller I guess we doin’s took several iterations to get enough content in them to match the whole.

They had to be deepfried several times essentially