Y’all mothafuckers clearly can’t sense sarcasm lol

I’m disappointed in Dave grohl

On the bright side, at least planned obsolescence isnt in the auto industry???

Dark mode only works with special glasses. No thanks.

Its used as the nonstick coating

Sounds great, let’s ban it in every form except the one we literally eat…

Beat me to it…

My thoughts are you can fuck the fuck off.

How is this not an onion article?

…I should start growing corn

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Why is torturing in quotes?

The Gordon Ramsey of software

Again?

I…sincerely thought dragons den was a fake parody show of shark tank that the trailer park boys made up…

I mean come on… Fucking dragons den?!

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Blue does have the most anti-oxygens

Seems like a lowball number actually

Not today skynet

Not a good way to avoid having your hospitals bombed…