Bye, bitch.

That’s not really… possible at this point. We have thousands of customers (some very large ones, like A——n and G—-e and Wal___t) with tens or hundreds of millions of users, and even at lowest traffic periods do 60k+ queries per second.

This is the same MySQL instance I wrote about a while ago that hit the 16TiB table size limit (due to ext4 file system limitations) and caused a massive outage; worst I’ve been involved in during my 26 year career.

Every day I am shocked at our scale, considering my company is only like 90 engineers.

Maybe a parent will break his fucking face.

Fucking stupid. Shoot these idiots into the sun if they love it so much.

Just had to restart our main MySQL instance today. Had to do it at 6am since that’s the lowest traffic point, and boy howdy this resonates.

2 solid minutes of the stack throwing 500 errors until the db was back up.

“Too fucking bad”

Definitely don’t tell kids about libgen.

Also of note, she has diagnosed adhd and THAT turned into a big ordeal. To the point my wife called the diocese (it’s a catholic school, despite us being atheist) and got the principal shitcanned because of how they were treating our kid.

The new principal was bad at first but worked with us and we came up with a plan and system for the adhd.

My five year old got a week out of school suspension and made to go to the kids psych ward because she pretended to shoot someone on the playground as part of a game. The other kid narced on her and it turned into a big fucking thing.

Fuck this bullshit country.

The psych ward doctors said “this is the stupidest thing we’ve ever dealt with”

‘Member Godus?

Wonder what the binary tattoo says

Guillotines when

Fuck cops

Fuck yourself. No one wants you.

Fuck off already.

Capital punishment imo

This is fucked on many levels

Maybe you can let him sext and meet up with your kid then, fuckhead.

I’ll pass

Jesus fucking Christ.