Describe the job of a sysadmin in one meme.

Challenge accepted. Gonna apply to CERN next year 😎

Just be at work and look around yourself. Many of your colleagues got their jobs without knowing what’s actually going on. Doesn’t matter what kind of job they have.

I hope the big G will pull the big N into court.

Yes, but users with basic knowledge don’t even get the difference between a web browser and a search engine. Shutting down Google seems like a perfect “simple” explanation for a general digital lockdown.

They know this is impossible - even with their worthless currency. I guess they will soon provide their own services or they will revoke internet access from their citizens.

Will they pay cheap developers with vodka?

The first GTA is still the most fun.

Artists embraced Adobe long enough. It’s time for a change.

Install Hackintosh MacOS

/s

My automated emergency breaking is worse than if it was disabled. It only works on false-positives. I had a minor collision and the system reached after the crash. Another time I could break early on, but the breaks didn’t disengage until restarting the ignition.

tl;dr Get rid of Chrome and install a browser that respects your privacy.

Was it a AAA game? How can it be this unknown when it was AAA?

You forgot about a gamer’s reflexes. 2 car lengths at 200 km/h are fine. Give or take the condition of your brakes and tires.

Half a meter is fine when I’m in need of bullying away the car blocking the fast lane on the Autobahn. Sometimes they act like they had not rear view mirrors and the road was their own.

Thanks for this unqualified headline.

What if these 50 people are clowns and all they have is one Fiat Uno?

What about the famous detergent called “Schmand Weg”? It makes the Schmand go away.

This calls for cleaning your bong, GreatestDad#1.

Uh, and to teach blazing responsibly.

Just egg the children trying.