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…likewise; i sang it in my mind while scanning the thumbnail and was suitably impressed…

…ye gads, just imagine how bad the mosquito clouds are going to get…

…yeah, last year i was telling everyone to enjoy the hundred-degree weeks while they can because it would be the coolest summer for the rest of their lives, then this year comes along and spoils it…

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…teabagging, of course…

…that’s just a shatner filter…

…two-stroke honda generator…

…my game gear case carried an automotive-sized external rechargeable battery…

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…at a quick glance-scan, i though that third row under gen X read ‘starfleet’: did a double-take and was disappointed…

…howdy-do, ladies…

…first time i heard ozzy playing in a grocery store twenty-five years ago, i knew my age had passed into history…

…you’ll put your eye out, kid…

…f*cking balls-out cartoon fascists…

…when i was growing up, my well-meaning parents pulled me aside to express their concern over a jewish friend dating a black friend; aghast at their comment, i immediately confronted them over its apparent racism, and they replied that they had nothing against it personally, but were instead concerned about what other people might think…

…they’re f*cking balls-out fascists fourty years later, and i want no part of them in my life…

…to anyone tempted to compromise their own best interests on behalf of what other people might think: don’t give them that kind of power over you, or they’ll drag you down in it…

…what?..no, that’s blown HDPE: a translucent plastic bottle with syrup inside…

…mossad gonna mossad and FSB gonna FSB…

…grant imahara should’ve been cast as reed richards… =(

…oh, i think you misunderstand me: that’s not impaired driving, that’s skillful navigation through the normal flow of traffic in sàigòn…

…oh, that’s just the vietnam regional setting…