Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

I have that exact tray!

Come on, worms.

I kinda wanna be her when I grow up.

I will buy this adorable sheepo

Do you mind if I ask you - I’ve always been curious how anyone could join the military and not bother with politics. Don’t they want to know what they might be sent to fight for? Is it just blind trust that the government will use the military wisely, or is it being young and dumb and possibly poor, or is it the appeal of the GI bill? Or - you’ve mentioned Bush and I assume you mean W, not HW, and if so you must be roughly my age. Did they mostly join in response to 9/11?

• The world’s tiniest mek’leth

Man when I was growing up my dad told me it was for a quarter in case I needed the pay phone and I never questioned it.

Yeah this is pretty much my life and it’s awesome :)

Man and wife! Say man and wife!

Two claws, one arm

Please tell Emily she’s beautiful and give her noggin a scritch for me :)

I bet Gary has some great toefeathers

It trickln’t

Happ purrday lil dude!

This is fucking infuriating.

Forever Ensign Harry Kim

Ruby looks like she means business.

I swear this man is a gift from god herself

Toofusses!