At the end of that word salad he says something regarding masochism, so I think he actually meant to reply, but his reading comprehension left him hanging so he didn’t catch OP was talking about John Oliver (being the Western European living in the US).

(That, or they are just the fevered ramblings of a syphilitic brain. either way, your ‘wtf is this even’ applies)

I can’t believe I almost ate a non-existent onion.

kill -9 $(pidof <process>)

Btw also an awesome way of telling people you’re pregnant.

fyi, systemctl disable/enable has a --now flag

“The only thing that stops a bad MRI with a gun is a good MRI with a gun.”

I heard they recently switched to pagers because cell phones where deemed to be compromised. So I think besides the direct deaths and injuries, this attack also targeted lines of communication and trust in technology as a whole (or anything supplied by your superior even).

“There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”

Wow, 152 people died during a verdict?

I don’t eat meat at all myself

So turkey is still on the menu then, in Minnesota at least.

Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!

like a 504 Internal Server Error

I don’t think so Tim.

“Absolute honesty isn’t always the most diplomatic nor the safest form of communication with emotional beings”.
— TARS

–force-and-I-really-mean-it-this-time

They already added some much needed vowels with Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran and UAE. So SUBERECTII would be a possible acronym ?

Keep in mind an unencrypted /boot partition still leaves you open to an evil maid attack. I’m not really paranoid (or interesting) enough that I feel the need to take measures to prevent those kinds of attacks, but your situation may differ.

These suits are against new rules that passed in August, no?: https://www.propublica.org/article/georgia-election-rule-violates-state-law-experts-say

Yes that was the point.

Oh they should definitely choose Rocky as name for the next Debian release.

Hopefully the congratulating will be less awkward this time.