Mayor Poopington

So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban

The next time I see the word slam it better be like that time Hulk smashed Loki into the floor

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

You must be fun at parties

Just wait until until we get Earth Wind & Fire hurricanes. 200 mph gust of jazz ain’t nothing to joke about.

Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.

I love this time of year, when all the seasonal stouts come out

Damn good beer

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Can I have some? Im pretty good at the environment

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

Pessimism is definitely part of it. Homeownership here in the US is at an all time low and I blame that too. When renting, you’re moving every few years and adding kids on top of that? Fuck that.

MBFC posting about the Onion is hilarious

There’s only one assassination that would slow down the genocide. Also don’t do this, assassinations bad mkay

La Torta Cartel

Israel has been trying to get Sinwar for years, I think he did a pretty solid job hiding all things considered

Sinwar has been hiding in the tunnels for years. He doesn’t use a phone and very rarely goes above ground, making him very hard to track.

I’m no expert but did some quick googling. Seems they are very expensive and don’t produce much power, making them useful only for nich situations.