4. He has no sense of irony.

I prefer a “death star trash compactor” style solution to this problem. One where an astromech droid could not shut it down.

You know when you’re looking for a recipe and you get those long blog posts about “As a young lad, growing up on the farm, we’d often gather bargle nuts for the seasonal…” before finally getting you the info?

Well your post is like finding the recipe only. That’s it. That’s their formula.

This is how you bake fascist biscuits, no preamble.

You will only ever get the blog post version when actually talking to a conservative however.

Say what you want about Putin, be he’s a helluva spy.

He’s so good that when he got intel that Kiev would fall in 3 days, he didn’t bother to check the validity of that info and instead went on confidently to…not take Kiev at all.

So: I’ll say what I want about Putin. He’s a monster, a liar, a thief, an unimaginative, uncreative leader, a terrible commander, and a shit spy. Putin lucked out on a saving roll. Period. Don’t elevate him any higher than the mud he walks on.

Out of the two bow-tie wearing personalities why couldn’t we have Bill Nye?

Kin selection is still our most wildly popular drug.

Because conservatives are fundamentally uncurious weirdos who prove the worthlessness of an unexamined life for the rest of us.

Sigh. There’s always at least one of these things in every thread.

Lol write your own fanfiction.

It was great to reclaim that barely used 1tb nvme.

Icey, what you did there…

(Edit: speeeeeeling)

He’s good for absolutely nothing in this world. The only true altruistic path for him would be euthanasia and donating his water to the tribe.

Who the fuck cares what this couch-fucking weirdo thinks about ANYTHING?

Are we even surprised he stated he’s “unaware” of a fact? Being unaware is his fucking centerpiece.

Seriously 😒. Fucking get with how the goddamn internet works. This is not a Rick roll.

Like a fat, orange, clueless, uncool Fonzie

Don’t want AI bots? Stop calling 911 from the drive-thru when your fucking burger doesn’t have enough ketchup on it you goddamn mouth breathing idiots. That’s why they can’t get to the heart attack victim, so that’s why you’re going to get a bot.

The sooner you see this as a reaction to a stimulus you are the source of, the sooner it goes away.

You’re a bad egg, Vance! Let’s pray.

Hosanna! Praise Rang Dipkin!

Believe it or not, jail

…and asphyxiation.

The 80s movie robojox basically has this as it’s central premise, cept they were piloted.

Heavy, existential sigh.

“Ma! Get me fookin’ Adderall from oot the caravan. Jaysos Chroist. Any o you lads seen General Kelly? I got dags to foire!”

NGL Pikey Trump would have been amazing to watch.