Can we also pay to have people cast into utter darkness?
Just like, informationally speaking, my friend was asking.
New from Ronco! Now you can roast both sides at once!
Okay, luddite. All of the studies resoundingly show that pointing a giant space mirror down toward our collective homes is a great idea.
The space mirror is only going to enhance the night sky by better lighting up everything else. And since it’s a mirror, you get double the star goodness for whatever you want to see!
Wow, so brave. Why are they still there?
Then she shoves the Mountain Dew bottle up her ass.
I stand corrected. I am a fool. Sincerest of apologies and congratulations to all involved.
This is as good a place as any to pick a bone with this guy, who promised double the beans upon receiving 2,048 upvotes and, best I can tell, never delivered said beans, despite receiving well over 2,048 votes. The rich get richer.
Probably my most-memorable manual of all time. This era was next-level with the manuals. With Police Quest 2 (pictured), you couldn’t access the game without the manual, as it’d show you a mugshot and you had to match the picture to the name in the manual:
E.L. Fudge
… it spells ELF, guys. That took me decades, too, while we’re confessing.
Why do you care, you don’t pay my electricity bill!?
Cuz that’s the name of the company. Did I do good?
It’s really sweet how they add unnecessary letters to feel all fancy about their little words.
“Colour”
“Humour”
Aww, so cute.
I don’t know, man, The Apprentice has gotten super meta and wild over here.
They would never do that in China.
I’m far from a noted communist and I’m pretty sure none of those things are definitionally related to communism. Why would a diminishing of public property necessitate prohibiting the spread of information?
We’ve all heard the rumors about that guy’s mother.
And you thought GPU crypto-mining farms were using a lot of electricity…