As a fellow NYT-crossword-every-day guy, there’s very little chance he’s doing it on the computer. It’s not the same. It’s like a decades-long pack-a-day smoker switching to vape pens.

IANAL, but would anyone have standing to sue if there aren’t any losses? It’s not like people bought tickets.

GM’s Super Cruise is absolutely great. It only works on highways though. I recently drove for 5 hours through three states without touching the gas, brake, or steering wheel once. Except the little nub on the steering wheel to adjust the set speed.

The password was “password”.

Of our sample size, 100% of “smart” (capable of symbolic language) monkey species have already written Hamlet.

Just don’t type the before to that after

Not my proudest

Hi financial hardship, I’m dad!

That’s not a third option in the same list (things they are going to do), it’s an item in an entirely different list (foss responses to their actions).

New Gorillaz album

The highest bidder.

Is his brow furrowed, though?

Unless you are religious or interested in amateur sports or something

Or an alcoholic! We have a daily meetup in even the smallest of towns.

All we need is some white sheets!

smelted down into thousands of smaller and more manageable pieces

Each containing a pearl of awareness.

It’s not child-like worship. It’s peers admiring each other for being like them.

Of course not. Just mass graves. If they don’t want to die in them, the body has ways of shutting that down.

Except legos.

Now I’m imagining the sound of Mitch doing a BLJ. Thanks for that.

Great idea! I’ll go make some spooky ghost costumes!