While using a picture of a statue of the late great HMM Arleny. How dare you?

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

What’s it to you, smoothskin?

You just said it in your first sentence. It’s not rocket surgery, your literal meat existence will be used for passive profit.

No, it fucking doesn’t because we don’t live in a perfect world and entitled/dumbasses fill the road. If I’m in the right lane and some chucklefuck is matching my speed in the on-ramp next to me and doesn’t either speed the fuck up or slow the fuck down in the 2 whole minutes they have in that lane, they’re gonna end up slamming their brakes at the end. All it would take is a modicum of awareness to get over and stop this awkward bullshit. That’s just ONE example.

This isn’t a traffic jam. This isn’t the middle of Delhi. We’re talking about normal everyday traffic. It’s 2 cars in a 4 lane highway, and the dumbass can’t even merge.

And no, it’s not my responsibility to make sure they get over. I’m not hand holding idiots.

Point is, we don’t live in a fucking vacuum and all it takes is opening your eyes and judging the situation in front of you accordingly.