government small enough to fit in your pants

Ah, the pigeon chess approach, not surprised really.

That is an insane figure, that’s like 41.5 million Americans.

Didn’t he do that thing where he wanks off a pair of ghosts as well?

It’s amazing how one country committing genocide on another 6,000 miles away from the US is the fault of the Democrats.

The moment I hear anyone talk about genocide when referring to the US elections, I write them off as a useful idiot or Russian troll.

I’m not an American, but didn’t Obama’s administration make an enormous positive change to healthcare in the US via the ACA?

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If so, a perfectly plausible outcome is actually being sentenced to jail

Not in a civil case, as other commenters pointed out. The plausible outcome will be this guy ceasing his business operations and paying Nintendo.

Except there’s no contemporaneous record of jesus either existing or being executed by the Romans, despite them keeping detailed records of people they did execute.

You’re right, we should just give bullies whatever they want because they have nuclear weapons.

At least they’re going to prison. How the fuck is Trump still a free man.

This meme is 20 years old now, I bet there are kids repeating it who weren’t alive when it was first made and don’t even know where it comes from.

America deserves to know if they’re voting for a candidate guilty of enabling an insurrection.

It was literally televised. We all saw him do it, and I’m in another country. How the fucker isn’t in prison a hundred times over at this point is insane.

That’s a confabulation. Also a hallmark of dementia.

It’s still around, with Oracle humping it’s corpse.

Interesting take - he looked pretty stupid to me

Fewer. Sorry, pet peeve of mine. If you can count the thing, it’s fewer, not less.

It’s its own rant

I sympathise with the state of diabetic sensor apps, but can I just say that it makes me so happy when people understand and use correct grammar.

Is Elon playing some clever 5D chess that I don’t understand? Why is he doing things like this, how is it benefiting him? Has he lost his fucking mind?

Biden stepped down, what do you want at this point? This article is about Trump’s mental decline, you know - the other senile old guy who is still running for president.