It’s a good start

No good, the people with guns just shoot kids.

If lemmy ends up being nothing but Gowron memes, I’m ok with that.

Just now getting data?

I was going to say, who’s buying eggs right now?

Once you start the train going down the racism track, it’s hard to put the brakes on.

Start denting cybertrucks you say?

Well, at least you know

Obvious simp is obvious

Adversary in the middle is the updated terminology. Not just because sex, but also bots and AI.

My leaf uses normal tires.

Fire hot

Are you smarter than a calculator?

Huh. Well there’s a kink I didn’t know I had.

Shit, I’m sorry. I had close to 1m before I bailed. It was all quality comment karma though. I just have no life.

If I can figure out how to slap someone over tcp the internet might become usable again.

Probably the most versatile food as well.

Probably mostly restaurants right now.

You’re not wrong, I’m just going to fix something.

Other countries: “No. Thank you.” 🤭🖕🤭🖕🤭🖕

And crickets…