I feel like they could be the main characters in a dozen different movies.

Buddy cop film where old style cop has to team up with young tech assassin.

Average man tries to solve a murder while being hunted by a cyborg

Young group of hackers led by this woman is being hunted by corrupt police as they try to expose the government.

Like either one of them could be the protagonist or antagonist of any number of movies depending on the genre, or team up for a clash of styles type think.

The VP having control over the platform they announce things?

What a novel idea /s

So dumb how much power twitter got for politics. Fediverse for life!

… I have a scooter.

Oh I’m so sorry to hear that as well :( those old cats who love you with all their heart are just so amazing. He would happily sit on my lap all day and whenever I sleep he would come up and rub his face against me and then sleep on my chest.

Like I keep thinking I want another cat… but I don’t want another cat. I want MY cat back who I had for 16 years!

But now I gotta take care of my little 3 year old boy and figure out how to keep him happy!

Anything really!

Also it annoys me because swords and bows are THE most difficult weapons to learn from the medieval ages. We have legends about master bowmen and swordsmen because they were notoriously difficult to use.

You can look up videos of reenactors of people using spears vs. swords, and people who have never touched a spear in their life can beat people who have been using swords for reenactments for years.

To use longbows effectively was a life long commitment.

Crossbows didn’t have more power than longbows, they were popular because it took 20 minutes to teach a strong peasant how to fire, and a few weeks to get them firing at the proper cadence to be effective. Being effective with a bow took far longer.

I’d rather read that than another story of a child being handed a sword and killing grown men.

Give them a spear and have them focus on tricking people into charging! Anything besides a sword or bow, the two most difficult to learn weapons from the medieval ages!

The book is a parody of itself.

I dare you to find a part that isn’t near gibberish!

“Comments turned off”

I wonder how long that has been the case!

Sooo how many chemicals are one or two atoms from being deadly with exposure to just a few millileters?

I’m guessing just… a lot.

Someone posted to the class discussion form with the bit about being an ai bot still included.

I wish it was a joke.

I didn’t do great in that class, but it was me getting 70% for not wanting to try and explain a mathematically concept in 500 words! They won’t take that away from me.

Well now have a new service to use!

I’m so tired of Nordvpn and raid.

Like if you’re playing an indie game that sponsored the video, that is sick.

I in no way wanna hear about man scaped while watching a Pokémon video.

Now I need to put into my will that anything my cat lays on is his when I die.

“Cut! Yeah hey, Sheryl was it? No no you’re doing great, thanks again for telling us about your murdered daughter. I know we said this is unscripted and to just speak from the heart, but could you ask your heart to say something less cliche so we stand out a little more and have a good bit for the promo? Thanks darling.”

So funny story about that, because I decided I hated going to school I went to an “alternate” high school that was also where kids who were kicked out of traditional school went.

They’d be like “you get this candy bar if you pledge not to do drugs or drink underage!” And some teens would straight up say “nah I’m good” and I just appreciate the honesty of those kids.

There are 50 million pokemon clones that have mon in the name and have an electric mouse as their mascot. Not sure why everyone is freaking out about this one.

Some times my game engine needs a wake up run, then an actual run.

“We’re carbon neutral!.. assuming the dollar we gave to a company in a third world country results in the proper tree being planted, growing, and being undisturbed for 8 years!”

Honestly… the idea that they do this work, and the money goes to a school instead of them, makes it even worse to me?

Cats want to be tall in any given area.

Make sure the tallest place in each room is somewhere they are allowed.

Old guy noticed I had a ton of produce and complimented me at the store.

Bro do you know how rare it is to get like honest compliments from other men?