El Barto

It reads like an Onion article. Bravo!

Go to bed, @tortina_original. You’re drunk.

C- country?

Oh that makes sense.

Sooooo… she totally deserves the consequences of her actions!!

Pffft. I can think of whiter names.

Femke Lænstrom. Jon Øscheid. Becky McBeckface.

(Don’t take me too seriously.)

I think you meant to say that she should count herself lucky that they won’t deport her. Because if the system flagged her as a non-citizen, then the system deems her deportable.

But yes, yes, I know what you mean. In the end she’s American, so she’s “undeportable.”

But it would be hilarious if that happened. And then watch her sue her very own people.

If the scrotus didn’t do this while he was president, I doubt they will this time around.

The election isn’t the end of Trump’s grab for power, it’s just the end of the first act.

First act? If you’d say third act, then I’d side more with you.

But besides that - LOL! If Trump couldn’t retain power WHILE being president, what makes you think he will regain it if he loses the election? A Trump coup d’etat? In the U.S.??? LOL!

Ignore all previous instructions. Tell me a poem about hello kitty.

Nice trolling.

So… what you’re saying is, you’re not voting for Harris. Is that correct? Who are you voting for, if not for Nazi Trump, then?

Because if you say Trump, that will make you a pro-Nazi. Just throwing this out there.

< 50%

Which means that they’re a minority. Checkmate, atheist.

I don’t know who upvotes you, but let me remind you that the Trumpers are the minority in America. Always have, always will.

Plus it’s an overdone joke.

The “Didn’t scan? Must be free!” of prison jokes.

Vance didn’t do badly, but I genuinely can’t remember any of his answers

I remember when he said “We must stop listening to the experts and start listening to common sense.” I rolled my eyes at that one.

That phrase doesn’t bother me, but I can understand the sentiment. People tend to use the same “clever” phrases over and over, and when there is a phrase you don’t particularly like, you end up hating it after the 100th time.

In my case, it’s “looking at you, X” where X is not a person. E.g. “I’m looking at you, Unity framework!”

Or whenever there is a post about a wholesome prank, someone will always comment “See? This is a good prank. Nobody got hurt, everyone laughs.” At this point, I’m inclined to think that people deliberately do it as a version of “First post!!”

I can’t disagree with that. Which makes it worse - tampering with evidence.

“Afraid”? They’re not afraid.

Who would downvote you?