Narrator: There was plenty more bullshit

Orange at the far end got too far away from the brain cell, didn’t realize there were comfy cat shaped grooves it could lay in

Shit shit shit

I threw in a bonus one, you’re welcome

Just 9 minutes? Is it a best-of video? Sped up to avoid copyright strikes?

“Doctor” of Fraud

I have no mouth (or nose, or ears, or other eye) and I must scream

If I had to guess (and I am) they probably look something like:

Level 1 diagnostic: reboot it

Level 2 diagnostic: persussive maintenance (looked down upon by Starfleet)

Level 3 diagnostic: actually check logs and reference documentation for any error messages present

I felt a great disturbance in the Collective, as if millions of trombones suddenly wailed out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

“Do you speak both English and Spanish?”

“No.”

One’s in case you’re having a good time, and the other’s in case you’re having a really good time. It’s the Reverse Ted Buckland starter pack.

A customer was basically making this joke with a coworker today, ugh people fucking suck

for clarity: the joke was on par with “a case of the mondays”, not the joke in the title

Garak, stop talking about Dr. Bashir that way

Remarkable.

I like how it’s like a gradient not just of coat color but also reaction to the situation, from left to right:

1: let me go!!

2: let her go!

3: what’s all this then?

4: head empty, just vibing

Yeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.

“Won’t someone think of the children!”

“So you’ll apologize to the teenage girls you attacked, misgendered, and whose likenesses you used without permission?”

lol. lmao, even. cry more Denuvo.

Existence be like that sometimes

“This Handroid gets terrible reception”