Dude if you made a movie or novel about this that would be awesome

I’m using Debian without ever having been involved in the init-wars. What’s wrong with Systemd and why should i not use it?

I can’t read anything from the Hitchhikers Guide without reading it in the authors voice

What else am i supposed to do? Sleep and fail at literally everything i am doing and that’s of any worth in my life just because i don’t want to be tired the next day?