Did I fucking say that?

I did, a few weeks ago.

I’m part of that 5% thay says she aint left enough.

Conservatives love the quote “the shrub of freedom needs to be watered with the blood of parrots from a time to another time”, so they’ve got a healthy dosage of normalizing violence.

They also LARP about Rome, which had a long and storied tradition of assassination. Famously, citizens of the republic were encouraged to strangle anyone who tried to become King… right up until they didn’t.

Anyway, the Romans weren’t always monsters; they just usually were.

Fellas, is it a crime to advocate for the assassination of the current vice president?

Because that could be another one of Donald’s charges. Just saying.

The penalty will amount to several thousand dollars. Especially in NYC.

It’s predatory as shit.

3rd party towing and “storage fees” should be illegal. It should be operated by the city and the parking ticket should pay for the cost the city goes through (not funding the cops)

3 referrals. 2 from psych, 1 from medical to confirm they have been receiving long-term hormone replacement therapy.

For a nose job. The thing that cis folks don’t need ANY sign-off for.

I wouldn’t characterize either party as being particularly free from bias. It’s a shame that ground-level reporters have such a frequent tendency to die.

Hamas has claimed that they were killed during the air strike.

Sounds like a challenge!

NATO is a defensive alliance and the Israeli government is filled with war criminals who need to be thrown in the Hauge

Edit: To the instance-blocked guy who replied that “Thrown in the Hauge” has a weird energy:

Fine, I missed a capital letter. But also: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hague_Penitentiary_Institution

You may have mixed cause and effect here. Marines crave crayons and will eat anything crayon shaped.

The Irish!

The lizard men have dirt on Trump and installed one of their own as his VP in order to assert more direct control on the front-facing side of the government?

Too bad the shadow government won’t cooperate because Donald’s a prick.

The only person who can actually convince the shadow government to act in the interest of the people is Kamala.

vote kamala for shadow government envoy (president)

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, I swear, but I think Trump had a minor stroke. That’s exactly what it sounds like.

We’ll see in future appearances, I guess.

Correction: The idiot who installed the shelf ALWAYS forgets to bolt the shelf into the wall unless you personally verify.

Trusting equipment you didn’t check gets you killed.

A fuckton of Newtons perpendicular to a support beam is different from 1k Newtons downward

If this is genuine, I think we should accept him at his word.

Well, nice things don’t last forever

Holy fuck that ancient guy is young!

How the fuck do you age like that?

Eventually, the tectonic plates will be rearranged such that Oklahoma is no longer on the surface of the Earth.