They don’t happen often, but they’re pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard “the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out.” :/

Same. I try to keep a routine nowadays. Whack it before bed, as I am very single, and that’ll keep me out trouble most of the next day. Occasionally there’s one in the morning if there was a particularly spicy dream or something, but that’s about it

I am honored

I do not know why. Just popped into my head, and now you just suffer as I have suffered

Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!

I’m just a porn boy, nobody fucks me

He’s just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!

Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?

I was gonna say, that’s only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn’t seem so crazy to me.

Normally I’m not excited for holidays a year in advance, but I saw Rocky horror in theater last night for the first time, and now I can’t fucking wait. I’d go do that once a week if I could. It was amazing.

Next Halloween is gonna be awesome

I could get behind this. The low end of a bunch isn’t as clearly defined in my head as the others. So long as it isn’t precisely 12, it’s okay. Lol. Also, 6 is often “half dozen” but not always.

I agree with the poster below, in that they’re ambiguous terms used interchangably, descriptive linguistics and whatnot. But in my brain, they’re hard coded as couple=2, few=3, several=4+, a bunch= 10 or more, but not 12. Can me 10, 11, 13+, but can’t specifically be 12. That’s a dozen.

Re: your edit. Absolutely, I hope I didn’t suggest otherwise in my question.

Re: the rest. That makes sense, I suppose. But it still seems genuinely fucked. Almost as if our laws are designed to give the middle finger to the island and it’s residents.

Okay, I’m worried about jumping into this one because it seems to have gotten heated. But I’m really curious about something.

I’m a US citizen, born in South Carolina. If I move to England, i can still vote via absentee ballot.

If a Puerto Rican, an American citizen, moves to South Carolina, they can vote just like any other citizen.

If I, born in the US mainland, moved to PR, would I be eligible to vote for the president via absentee ballot?

Because if not, that’s genuinely fucked. If I can move to a whole ass other country and maintain that right, but lose it if I move to a part of my own country, that makes no sense. Honestly, it’s downright fucking hostile.

Iunno. They’re pretty entrenched. Remember how trump said he likes his steak well-done, and now all the trumpets burn their steaks when previously it was pretty much universal that rednecks wanted it rare enough to moo?

If trump came out as liking it up the ass, Billy Bob would be openly getting pegged in the background of a trump rally that very same night. Universal redneck acceptance of butt stuff. It’s important to remember Trump is their god, not the God of Abraham. He’s completely en-cult-ified the religious right to him.

What’s weird to me is that Riker isn’t really my type, but almost every one of these could get it

As a dachshund dad, I would wear this daily.

Firstly, that would be awesome, but imagine the spam.

Secondly, I’m a proponent of thorn, I get it. But ð was almost exclusively used medially and terminally in English. In addition it didn’t last nearly as long, and is much less recognizable as a letter in English. Þ was used initially, and is far more commonly seen in English. I get that you’re using them for voiced and unvoiced like in Icelandic, but that wasn’t so much the convention in English. I’m not against it, I’m asking to be sold on it. Lol. Sell me on why I need eth instead of just using thorn for both voiced and unvoiced, please? I’m willing to be converted.

And third, I’m having trouble finding it, was eth on it’s own ever used as a single letter spelling of the, or is that your own addition? I like it. When writing (by hand) notes or things only I’ll be reading, I use the þe shorthand that looks like an e cradled in the crook of a y, like was common in colonial America.

It’s been pretty helpful in writing fantasy, but most of what it spits out is sort of… Surface level kids stuff, to be honest. But it has helped come up with a few interesting twists when I’m stuck. It’s not something they could write a story for you, but it has helped when I need, like, “I have scene A, in which X happens, and even C, in which y happens, help me bridge them by writing scene B.” It’ll give me some sort of like bedtime story level writing, and then I go in and completely redo it, but it gets me unstuck. The paid ones may be better, but I’m not spending money on them, I just use the free ones.

[https://youtu.be/IUK6zjtUj00?si=C-GAe_wXBW-jWV_q](I think you might enjoy this song)

Okay, I’m a bitwarden user who hasn’t been online much in the last couple weeks because of school. Bit ootl. Wtf happened exactly?

I thought bitwarden was open source?

A Ford sticker on a Chevy? God’ll get you for that one.

I love Maude so much. Honestly one of my favorites