Nice, 2016 throwback vibes

The world’s mojo has decreased

Fund American schools… (and defund the church)

The only person I had blocked on Twitter before I deleted my account was Elon.

I swear I couldn’t be that annoying if I tried.

I like how they showed the same picture twice to make sure we saw more of her body

Haha it’s from a movie.

I want to lick you until you weep

I feel like Vancouver still wins

That is an impressive typo

Probably true, but if I had to guess he probably wasn’t drugging 10 years olds in front of other people

!remindme 17 years

Only 2 days a week for depression? Rookie numbers

Don’t worry, the pope has no power here

My Sexy Farm Simulator?

I’m imaging a polygamy situation, personally

“We don’t know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky…”

Also applicable to every hard rock cafe

Thankfully I never started using it enough to care about deleting my account.

My wife on the other hand… 🙃

To be fair the steam page went up today

Might end up actually doing my job