Went through the first half of your post confused; couldn’t remember when Indiana Jones was ever a substitute teacher :V

Musk went on to clarify that that temporary hardship is currently projected to last just 4 short years.

“That’s how I found my wife!” said divorced man with a restraining order.

“Apologies, I misspoke. If he’s willing to get off on the couch.”

The Supreme Court call that “compelling”

After a crushing electoral defeat in 2018, one senior opposition politician told the Financial Times how he had spent the night in a “humble home” to learn what it was like, proudly showing pictures he had taken on his mobile phone.

“After I returned to Mexico City, it struck me that perhaps my maid lived in a similar sort of home, so I showed her the photos and sure enough it turned out that her home was very similar,” he beamed.

This… this is probably the single most out-of-touch thing I’d ever rich. A rich dude took pictures of a normal house, and then bragged to his maid that he went there.

I can’t decide if my disgust is greater than my amusement in knowing there’s no way Russia would bother delivering those letters regardless.

Said the parents: “Over my child’s dead body!”