Wow I’d not seen this one - a great clip thanks for sharing 🙏

His voice really is something eh, almost like he’s playing his own head like an instrument

“Who could have predicted this”

Very sad to see his passing. A unique voice, literally, and a fine actor. 93 is very impressive also.

‘According to people familiar with the situation’ lol

Hmm I can see a pattern emerging here

“Massive cunt”

Oh look another horrible cunt.

Yeah it took me an unnecessarily long time to parse this headline tbh. Partly got tripped up by the idea that ‘republicans against trump’ was some kind of group or organisation.

This headline is a fucking mess, man

Gameli, a little short on time to actually play the plunder

The year is 4199. The English language has evolved past recognition of the 21st century mind, and the country of ‘America’ is part of a strange past known only through strange ‘metallic manuscripts’, and physical archaeology. Every year at the start of winter, the tradition of the ‘turnip festival’ takes place. Children paint a grumpy face onto a turnip (or its future equivalent) and set it outside. It is traditional for the children to write a list of ‘crimes’, of which the turnip is accused, and pin it nearby. Usually the list consists of naughty things the children themselves have done in the year past. After midnight, older children dressed in traditional red and black, with amusing wigs, march around neighbourhoods to ‘postpone punishment to the new year’ by tearing down the lists of children’s crimes, and leaving candy in their place. Afterwards the adults get very drunk. Nobody remembers the origin of this tradition, but historians theorise it could be related to an unpopular leader thousands of years ago known as ‘the turnip king’ who famously evaded justice through his corrupt legal system and connections to powerful oligarchs of the time.

‘…… who belongs to the far right ‘league’ party’ - well there’s your problem

Okay I was mixing Gabor mate up with someone else never mind

The solution is obvious: more bats

“Okay it happened, but I didn’t know about it”

Next I assume will be

“Okay it happened and I did know about it, but it’s too late to do anything about it so it doesn’t matter”

“Hey guys do you want this cool wooden horse? It’s full of Greeks, irritated, sunburned Greeks, armed to the teeth and really really pissed off”

…………. Then the business is a failure and the company should go bankrupt

Just imagine baron bomburst and the child catcher furiously downvoting this comment lol

Based af Frfr ❌ 🧢

‘Youth football debate’ so like sprained ankles, knee problems I suppose, and the occasional fractured metatarsal? I knew a bloke whose son got some hip issues from whacking the ball too hard hey ho.